Introducing Cousteau and Nemo

Bought some new ham hams today. Got two this time. More than one because a solitary ham would be lonely, but not three because Hambase was a bit crowded with 3 occupants, and the larger habitat I have planned won't be ready for a long time unless donations pick up. Was going to name them Demon Semen and Fart Tornado but figured that would not go over well. Other possible names included McNugget and Sodomite. I am not good at naming animals.